Anyone want to be in The Times?

[woohoo]

If anyone is interested PM me and I will put you in contact with them.

It could be a trap, you turn up to be interviewed and guess what HMRC are there. Hah we got you, tax dodging contractor scum, next thing you know your IPSE tax investigation insurance has been hacked and cancelled. HMRC start investigations and you can't cover the costs and your mortgage. Your wife leaves you and takes the dog with her and you end up living rough.

Living rough one day, Osborne tipped off about your circumstances by HMRC turns up and offers you money. The snag? You have to be his punching bag, he then proceeds to take out his gloves and beats you relentlessly whilst laughing insanely and muttering about pensions being next.

[Unix]

We'll cover your CUK forum subscription for a year. No, make it two!

Make it 3 and 10 unbannable sockies and we have a deal.


PS Just kidding I don't do Murdoch papers.

[barrydidit]

I wonder why they're so interested? Perhaps they've got wind of some pernicious new taxes on radiator keys and gladiator outfits

[administrator]

I wonder why they're so interested? Perhaps they've got wind of some pernicious new taxes on radiator keys and gladiator outfits

My thoughts exactly. We were nervous for months in the lead up the AS and nothing. Is this the point where contracting gets a kick in nadgers?

[administrator]

* More than we thought was coming anyway...

[vetran]

I see that:

- You love pies
- You stay in hotels most of the time.

MF as a young man hmm NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L3_I4SW2I

[MarillionFan]

My thoughts exactly. We were nervous for months in the lead up the AS and nothing. Is this the point where contracting gets a kick in nadgers?

Oh FFS. I'll do it. Tell her to meet me in the lobby in a hour with a Bottle of champers, and none of the cheap stuff. I'll tell how hard done by we are.

[AtW]

Oh FFS. I'll do it. Tell her to meet me in the lobby in a hour with a Bottle of champers, and none of the cheap stuff. I'll tell how hard done by we are.

Just don't forget to take off your 44mm Midnight Planétarium watch before going...

[DimPrawn]

Just don't forget to take off your 44mm Midnight Planétarium watch before going...

Keep looking at the watch and saying "Can we wrap this up quickly? I've got a meeting with my offshore tax adviser later."

[AtW]

Keep looking at the watch and saying "Can we wrap this up quickly? I've got a meeting with my offshore tax adviser later."

Saturn isn't moving