Dawn of the softie generation ...

**VectraMan** · 2 March 2016, 08:37

Like fractured skulls and the odd broken neck ever did anyone any harm.

Bunch of pooftas.

**I just need to test it** · 2 March 2016, 09:00

Simple. Any kid who doesn't want to tackle or be tackled should be issued with a pink headband, so other players can avoid hurting them.

This could also be very handy if your team is in need of a try in the dying moments of a game. Just lob it to pinky on the wing and he can run through untouched to score.

**BrilloPad** · 2 March 2016, 10:09

Could we issue everyone with a ton of body armour? Then break every 10 seconds for a commercial so a game takes 5 hours.

Anyone who gets successful can murder their ex-wife and get away with it....

(apologies - I am watching the OJ programme on the BBC).

Dawn of the softie generation ...