Boomers boomed

[DimPrawn]

More people in their 70s in higher tax bracket than those in their thirties - Telegraph

Turnaround in pensioner wealth now means a higher proportion of septuagenarians have incomes above the £42,385 threshold than their younger counterparts despite most having retired.

[BrilloPad]

So they have all the houses. All the jobs. All the money.

Next you will be telling me they have all the sex.....

[barrydidit]

So they have all the houses. All the jobs. All the money.

Next you will be telling me they have all the sex.....

Why not? Too old to get pregnant, what could go wrong...

Senior Citizens Spreading STDs Like Wildfire | Guardian Liberty Voice

[MrMarkyMark]

All dealing drugs, to supplement their pot, lol

Pensioner prisoners: Old lags just got older | Crime | News | The Independent

[BrilloPad]

All dealing drugs, to supplement their pot, lol

I thought they too to robbing safety deposit boxes?

[ZARDOZ]

All the guys
That really have the money
Are too old
To party or get dirty

Too old to turn the women on
Too old to have a fast car and drive it

[Troll]

And have the bad backs

[BrilloPad]

Sporty baby-boomers spark surge in hip-replacements - Telegraph

You would think they would pay to do them privately....

[DimPrawn]

Sporty baby-boomers spark surge in hip-replacements - Telegraph

You would think they would pay to do them privately....

Nah, they need the money for the next BTL deposit and luxury cruise.

[MarillionFan]

So they have all the houses. All the jobs. All the money.

Next you will be telling me they have all the sex.....

Well, Fat Lazy contractors mum regularly services the local rugby and cricket teams, including the away teams, so yes it must be true