Originally posted by NotAllThere
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
No Sex Please, We're British
Collapse
X
-
-
I think that's a little simplistic. If you didn't know you had a knob, you wouldn't beOriginally posted by original PM View PostTrue...
But I bet most boys would be able to find their nob without a map mainly because they wank about ten times a day..
Therefore even though women never masterbate I am sure they find it...
But have to say I am no expert in the later
ten times a day.
Comment
-
Seeing as you piss through it, it is difficult to avoid.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think that's a little simplistic. If you didn't know you had a knob, you wouldn't be
ten times a day.Comment
-
I really hope you're talking about men here.Originally posted by original PM View PostSeeing as you piss through it, it is difficult to avoid.
Comment
-
:-DOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI really hope you're talking about men here.
I may work in IT but I do have a basic understanding of the female anatomy.Comment
-
Peter Tatchell:Originally posted by Troll View PostThat would be the compulsory sex and relationship education that teaches all choices are valid
aka brainwash the young no matter what the parents views are
Bring back Section 28
I think I'd have needed therapy after experiencing one of my old teachers "making them look and sound sexy"If schools are serious about cutting the incidence of teen pregnancies, abortions and HIV infections, they should highlight safer, healthier alternatives to vaginal and anal intercourse. Oral sex and mutual masturbation carry no risk of conception and a lower risk of HIV. The most effective way to persuade teenagers to switch to these alternatives is by making them look and sound sexy
Comment
-
It would have achieved it's aim - putting you off actual sex until you are an adult.Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post
I think I'd have needed therapy after experiencing one of my old teachers "making them look and sound sexy"
Apparently it works in Holland....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- To escalate or wait? With late payment, even month two is too late Today 07:26
- Signs of IT contractor jobs uplift softened in January 2026 Yesterday 07:37
- ‘Make Work Pay…’ heralds a new era for umbrella company compliance Feb 16 08:23
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Feb 13 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Feb 12 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18

Comment