Originally posted by NotAllThere
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No Sex Please, We're British
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Originally posted by original PM View PostTrue...
But I bet most boys would be able to find their nob without a map mainly because they wank about ten times a day..
Therefore even though women never masterbate I am sure they find it...
But have to say I am no expert in the laterComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think that's a little simplistic. If you didn't know you had a knob, you wouldn't be ten times a day.Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostSeeing as you piss through it, it is difficult to avoid.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI really hope you're talking about men here.
I may work in IT but I do have a basic understanding of the female anatomy.Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostThat would be the compulsory sex and relationship education that teaches all choices are valid
aka brainwash the young no matter what the parents views are
Bring back Section 28
If schools are serious about cutting the incidence of teen pregnancies, abortions and HIV infections, they should highlight safer, healthier alternatives to vaginal and anal intercourse. Oral sex and mutual masturbation carry no risk of conception and a lower risk of HIV. The most effective way to persuade teenagers to switch to these alternatives is by making them look and sound sexyComment
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Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post
I think I'd have needed therapy after experiencing one of my old teachers "making them look and sound sexy"
Apparently it works in Holland....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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