Finally a sportsman we contractors can look up to and respect

[BrilloPad]

Millionaire protests bonus not high enough.

My heart bleeds.

Sounds like DP. How else can he afford his 273rd BTL?

[LondonManc]

Millionaire protests bonus not high enough.

My heart bleeds.

AYCOTBAC?

[I just need to test it]

But I wasn't going to pot it because four grand, once you've paid the taxes ..."

He is asking for a pool cue across the back of his neck.

[LondonManc]

He is asking for a pool cue across the back of his neck.

At least he's clearly asked his accountant. NLUK would be proud.

[SimonMac]

Its general so fair.

I like SM - anyone who can put up with living with eek must be a top geezer

Queue SM giving me -ve rep again : I have more -ve rep from SM than from MF. You would think divorcees would stick together......

(PS didn't marry MrsMac1.0 so not a divorcee)

[MicrosoftBob]

Sounds like DP. How else can he afford his 273rd BTL?

No DP would be if he potted the Brown

[unixman]

Why could they ask for their money back?

I wasn't being completely serious. They couldn't really ask for their money back.

[WTFH]

I wasn't being completely serious. They couldn't really ask for their money back.

One guy was claiming he had put a big bet on Ronnie getting a 147 in that match, said he had odds of 25-1. Think he's looking for someone to sue.

[LondonManc]

One guy was claiming he had put a big bet on Ronnie getting a 147 in that match, said he had odds of 25-1. Think he's looking for someone to sue.

Bless. Sunderland let me down for £9k on an accumulator. I'm not going to sue them for not being good enough.

[clearedforlanding]

Sunderland let me down.

FTFY