Proper benched contractor grub

[seanraaron]

You like the whole Jeremy Kyle chic then?

No more than I like Judge Judy or Jerry Springer, no.

[LondonManc]

No more than I like Judge Judy or Jerry Springer, no.

Just thought you'd meet a fair few of the stars from the programme at Farmfoods and Iceland.

[seanraaron]

Just thought you'd meet a fair few of the stars from the programme at Farmfoods and Iceland.

Damn, now I wish I had paid more attention to my fellow shoppers and carried an autograph pad during the year following my separation!

[vetran]

Just thought you'd meet a fair few of the stars from the programme at Farmfoods and Iceland.

well I can never get away from that Peter Andre in Iceland!

[LondonManc]

well I can never get away from that Peter Andre in Iceland!

You've not seen Jezza K on bench days? The stars tend to have more fingers than teeth.

[FatLazyContractor]

Where the goodness gracious are the pies?

[seanraaron]

Where the goodness garacious are the pies?

Layer the cream crackers, mixed veg and brown sauce - sorted.

[LondonManc]

Layer the cream crackers, mixed veg and brown sauce - sorted.

Nowhere near. FLC is talking about British pies.

[seanraaron]

Nowhere near. FLC is talking about British pies.

And I'm talking low-rent discount shop pies - you think that's beef you're eating?

[FatLazyContractor]

Layer the cream crackers, mixed veg and brown sauce - sorted.

Are you American or summat?

Can someone ban this traitor? MF would have killed you for your description of a pie