Extra Virgin Snake oil

[FatLazyContractor]

A friend of a friend here in Milan travels to her home village in Scotland now and again. She asked if I'd like her to bring back some snake oil they produce in the village.

OMG

The Scots sell the best snake oil in the world

[scooterscot]

I see what you've done there. As it happens my family don't produce snake oil.

Although I have gifted my english mother n law bottles of Scotch mist from time to time. She swears by it. I can get you the hard stuff from the misty valleys that lay beneath Glencoe. Bottled in the early hours for maximum freshness.

[clearedforlanding]

Where are these virgins you speak of in Scotland?

[SueEllen]

Where are these virgins you speak of in Scotland?

How rude!

[clearedforlanding]

How rude!

I take that back, things have improved a lot.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2...rates-plummet/

[greenlake]

Where are these virgins you speak of in Scotland?