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Do You Eat Al Desko?

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    "had to be taken to hospital"
    Which part got burnt
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Which part got burnt
      Gentleman sausage.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Gentleman sausage.
        Too sparse on details.

        1) How long were they an in patient?
        2) Did they remove the appendage?
        3) Did they ever walk straight, again?
        4) Was their other half fit?
        5) If the answer to 4 was a yes, did you go round and comfort her, during this distressing time of need?
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Eating and drinking at desks was banned at one client co due to 'elf n safety.
          I hope an exception would have been made for mutton flaps.

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            #15
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            I hope an exception would have been made for mutton flaps.
            Please, just call her Dawn from Data Processing.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #16
              Not if I can avoid it. I like my break to be a break, even when my regular day is doing sweet feck all. Historically there was no way I'd be guaranteed to eat my lunch if I was that easy to find and it's often the only time I can read in peace.

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                #17
                Lunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Lunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.


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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post
                    Previous occupant of my desk certainly did.

                    Crumbs of Bombay mix in the keyboard, various (hopefully) food related stains on my chair. ...
                    Before, one hopes, the food passed through them

                    The only things I eat at my desk are the doughnuts and other confectionery people buy on their birthday.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Lunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.
                      Surely, that also means eating, cheap rubbish, in ClientCos canteen.

                      I tend to avoid doing that at all costs
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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