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Do You Eat Al Desko?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostGentleman sausage.
1) How long were they an in patient?
2) Did they remove the appendage?
3) Did they ever walk straight, again?
4) Was their other half fit?
5) If the answer to 4 was a yes, did you go round and comfort her, during this distressing time of need?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostEating and drinking at desks was banned at one client co due to 'elf n safety.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI hope an exception would have been made for mutton flaps.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Not if I can avoid it. I like my break to be a break, even when my regular day is doing sweet feck all. Historically there was no way I'd be guaranteed to eat my lunch if I was that easy to find and it's often the only time I can read in peace.Comment
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Lunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.
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Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View PostPrevious occupant of my desk certainly did.
Crumbs of Bombay mix in the keyboard, various (hopefully) food related stains on my chair. ...
The only things I eat at my desk are the doughnuts and other confectionery people buy on their birthday.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLunch time is sacred. It's where you get a chance to get away from the IT munters and stare longingly at the girls from accounts.
I tend to avoid doing that at all costsThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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