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What happens when you die?

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    What happens when you die?

    Just curious. What do people expect after they cross the river, 72 Virgins? A place among the angels? or being recycled into the the earth?

    I must admit, I am proud the remains of my body will let a tree or a weed grow for a while.

    Anyway, who has forseen their own death? All I can see in mine is an overgrown garden in the vicinity of a castle, filled with nice looking women and rear engine sports cars, I wish. Hehe.

    #2
    **** all

    See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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      #3
      All your systems shut down. Consciousness disappears.
      Apart from Chico, of course, who will be made whole from his original constituent atoms and moved to a place of bliss somewhere unspecified
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Oh no, I've got a special place reserved for Chico in the basement.

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          #5
          Having been shut down I would expect you would find some spotty geek going through your memories on the Planet Zarg after God has sold you on Galactic Ebay.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            Oh no, I've got a special place reserved for Chico in the basement.
            Would not that wake up your gimp?

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW
              Would not that wake up your gimp?
              He's part of the show.

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                #8
                You still pay tax !

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