Desk fraud

[BolshieBastard]

Some poor saps are still at work!

Just started my 2nd week with feet up and another one to look forward to.

[AtW]

It's not fraud, it's theft you idiot.

[PurpleGorilla]

Someone has come over to my desk and taken all my mince pies. Shall I complain loudly on CUK?

What do you expect, boomers have all the pies!

[NibblyPig]

Mince pies are horrible anyway

[GJABS]

When I was living in student digs I once swiped all my mate's mince pies, replacing each with a 20p coin (their cost price) in the container in the box. He wasn't best pleased

[DimPrawn]

Now I'm really pissed off.

[AtW]

Now I'm really pissed off.

I think for you more appropriate is this one:

[greenlake]

Someone has come over to my desk and taken all my mince pies.

[SueEllen]

When I was living in student digs I once swiped all my mate's mince pies, replacing each with a 20p coin (their cost price) in the container in the box. He wasn't best pleased

I did similar with a packet of biscuits - the guy laughed probably because the shops were still open when he found the money.

[BrilloPad]

I did similar with a packet of biscuits - the guy laughed probably because he wanted to sleep with me.

FTFY