What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

[SimonMac]

A flash flood that wipes out 90% of other devs with my skillset

or

A contract in poland, cos I went on holiday and every bird I saw was 9/10 or above, soon as I came back I realised what a bunch of fat slags we all are

Sure you weren't just pissed on the Vodka over there?

[MicrosoftBob]

Their vodka is delicious, and I was drinking shots of the premium stuff.

They had barman's special (3 zloty), and premium/premium flavoured (5 zloty).

I ain't no cheapskate.

(7 zloty = £1 when I went, so like, 60p shots)

Just avoid the cannabis vodka it is truly awful

[FatLazyContractor]

I had grappa for the first time in life last night and it was fecking strong and brilliant. Thanks yo santa

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

Some money as after being permy for 3.5 years I now skint for the first time before xmas.

[vetran]

Interesting you refer to "you guys" as if you are addressing the CUK clique. I am still awaiting my invite.

sorry you were blackballed.

[Dactylion]

I like spending money on pointless things now and again.

Why did that immediately make me think - Where is Suity?

[AtW]

Why did that immediately make me think - Where is Suity?

[mudskipper]

For the COTBAC cyclist

24K Gold Extreme Mountain Bike - The House of Solid Gold

[DimPrawn]

New TV.

[greenlake]

For the COTBAC cyclist

24K Gold Extreme Mountain Bike - The House of Solid Gold

And for the NCOTBAC cyclists....