Go to make tea and some permie had taken the milk home because it is Friday evening. Why don’t they look to see if people are working late?
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Originally posted by PaddyGo to make tea and some permie had taken the milk home because it is Friday evening. Why don’t they look to see if people are working late?Coffee's for closers -
Paddy thats typical of someone like you. Stop. Think & Calm down.
Imagine the situation when he gets home. His tattered suit sodden from sweat and the rain. He opens the door to his two up, two down in a council estate in Hackney. His skinny children look up, eyes blinking at the light streaming in from the street lamps, a tiny candle flickers in the corner room. His youngest coughs, a weak cough.
"Hello daddy, Timmys finger fell off today and the baliffs are coming around tomorrow to take the candle" she sighs.
"Good news children. I found some sandwiches in the bin at the tube station and I got half a bottle of milk from the fridge at work. Today was Friday and there was only that fat irish bloke working, you know the one I talked about, cake & crisps down his front, he uses his wallet to prop up the four inch gash on the bottom of his desk. Oh he won't mind"
His children cry.
PADDY. YOU B@STARD!!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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