Fight! Fight!

[Judge Fred]

Sasguru

Is it true you're so stupid you studied for a blood test and failed?

[sasguru]

..removes rolling pin from top draw, waves in gentle threatening manor so a not to break a nail and offers
"come and 'ave a go Scandanavian airline Expert"

.. turns slowly to the left to finish washing up, and awaits response, or sound of running away

Anyone but you. ma'am.

[Judge Fred]

I heard Sasguru is so ugly that he makes blind children cry!
Mate if ugly were an Olympic event, you'd be in the dream team!

[Judge Fred]

He's so old, I asked to see his birth certificate, and he handed me a rock!

[Judge Fred]

"Oh go away child. It would be like taking candy off a kid, to use an Americanism."

ROFL @ Sas. What a fool!!!!

[sasguru]

He's so old, I asked to see his birth certificate, and he handed me a rock!

No stop, it so hurtful

Wit and humour from a first class honours graduate, ladies and gents.

[sasguru]

I heard Sasguru is so ugly that he makes blind children cry!
Mate if ugly were an Olympic event, you'd be in the dream team!

It's like being savaged by a dead sheep*

*Those of you of a certain age will know where that comes from.

Anyway off for a beer. Good weekend one and all ...

[Judge Fred]

My fight. Bye bye. Go to the pub and nurse your wounds.