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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:43
My fight. Bye bye. Go to the pub and nurse your wounds.
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:40
Originally posted by Judge Fred

I heard Sasguru is so ugly that he makes blind children cry!
Mate if ugly were an Olympic event, you'd be in the dream team!

It's like being savaged by a dead sheep*

*Those of you of a certain age will know where that comes from.

Anyway off for a beer. Good weekend one and all ...
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:25
Originally posted by Judge Fred

He's so old, I asked to see his birth certificate, and he handed me a rock!

No stop, it so hurtful

Wit and humour from a first class honours graduate, ladies and gents.
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:22
"Oh go away child. It would be like taking candy off a kid, to use an Americanism."

ROFL @ Sas. What a fool!!!!
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:20
He's so old, I asked to see his birth certificate, and he handed me a rock!
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:18
I heard Sasguru is so ugly that he makes blind children cry!
Mate if ugly were an Olympic event, you'd be in the dream team!
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:18
Originally posted by MrsGoof

..removes rolling pin from top draw, waves in gentle threatening manor so a not to break a nail and offers
"come and 'ave a go Scandanavian airline Expert"

.. turns slowly to the left to finish washing up, and awaits response, or sound of running away

Anyone but you. ma'am.
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:17
Sasguru

Is it true you're so stupid you studied for a blood test and failed?
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MrsGoof replied

13 October 2006, 15:17
..removes rolling pin from top draw, waves in gentle threatening manor so a not to break a nail and offers
"come and 'ave a go Scandanavian airline Expert"

.. turns slowly to the left to finish washing up, and awaits response, or sound of running away
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:15
Anyway pub crawl in the City today. Sun shining, city lasses out in force. Nice ...
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:14
Originally posted by Judge Fred

Well take the first swipe, Mr Mature contractor, or are you having trouble typing anything in with your fat fingers?

Oh go away child. It would be like taking candy off a kid, to use an Americanism.
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:13
Well take the first swipe, Mr Mature contractor, or are you having trouble typing anything in with your fat fingers?
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:12
Originally posted by Judge Fred

Mature. Very mature.

Boring. Very boring.
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sasguru replied

13 October 2006, 15:12
Hah! I knew it. You lot don't have the bottle.
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Judge Fred replied

13 October 2006, 15:11
Mature. Very mature.
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