Why is it so dirty darn sarf?

[MrMarkyMark]

That's because oop North a lot of people work as cleaners. Darn Sarf they're all investment bankers and consultants.

They should relocate, then our, more expensive, houses could be cleaner, FFS

[DodgyAgent]

They certainly have poor moral standards.

Whereas in the North they are just poor

[ZARDOZ]

Whereas in the North they are just poor

Poor but clean. A bath every week whether I need one or not.