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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostCheese and Branston (the fine cut sarnie stuff). And a p-p-p-penguin.
The crowd are waitingThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYes, but did you do the tuna / onion / celery combo?
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPatience, there wasn't any tuna left in the pantry. The irony won't be lost on you that the bird sat opposite me is currently chewing her way though some celery so if I had had any....
Is the birds celery wrapped in bacon?
Would FLC proposition her, in an inappropriate way?
ThanksThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThat's fair, I look forward to your update.
Is the birds celery wrapped in bacon?
Would FLC proposition her, in an inappropriate way?
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He would, but to no avail. She gets propositioned inappropriately at least once an hour as it is. It's like a 5th form common room here.Comment
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Yorkshire provender Spinach and Pea soup
Ciabatta roll to dip in the Soup
Rustic tomato roll with Ham and Cheese
Walkers crisps baked x 2
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostDefinitely not. I can see it in her box.Comment
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