Mates rates - all above board

[LondonManc]

I've got a wife too. Easy to blow up she is. Takes minutes.

Mine is too. Change the channel when she's watching her programmes, fart a couple of times and ask her if her best mate still has "that top". Blows up in under two minutes.

[psychocandy]

Mine is too. Change the channel when she's watching her programmes, fart a couple of times and ask her if her best mate still has "that top". Blows up in under two minutes.

LM - quite funny for you for a change!

[psychocandy]

Normal rates really, why would you think you should do it for less?

Because its done remotely so no going into client. Hes a mate and he always sees me right.

[MrMarkyMark]

Because its done remotely so no going into client. Hes a mate and he always sees me right.

Ok.
Whats his cut?

[FatLazyContractor]

Did someone say his wife blows well?

[TykeMerc]

I hear your request that this be moved to general. You know, you're not obliged to post every brainfart.

There's a few other "posters" that applies to as well.

To Psychoclown, engage your brain, charge a sensible amount, it's not exactly a difficult one to work out.

[psychocandy]

There's a few other "posters" that applies to as well.

To Psychoclown, engage your brain, charge a sensible amount, it's not exactly a difficult one to work out.

"Almost" funny tykemerc - not quite.

[MrMarkyMark]

As I said, what's he charging you out at?

FTFY

Hes a mate and he always sees me a right seeing to, right, no lube required.

[TykeMerc]

"Almost" funny tykemerc - not quite.

I wasn't trying for funny.

I'm not at all surprised that various people have accused you of being created and run by the same idiot that posts as Suity, both ID's post to the same style. Maybe you should post these vacuous brainfart ramblings on your Faceache or Twatter pages rather than on CUK, after all that's what those sites are for.

[psychocandy]

I wasn't trying for funny.

I'm not at all surprised that various people have accused you of being created and run by the same idiot that posts as Suity, both ID's post to the same style. Maybe you should post these vacuous brainfart ramblings on your Faceache or Twatter pages rather than on CUK, after all that's what those sites are for.

I love Suity