Thinking of the office party
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Stop spanking at work? Any indigestion?
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Stop spanking at work? Any indigestion?
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Spank them early and often - they love it.Originally posted by PaddyThinking of the office party
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Especially Jap girls.
They love photocopying and faxing their arse and minge all over the place. They think it's really very, very funny.
Why?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Just gone to sniff the photocopier glass…Originally posted by bogeymanEspecially Jap girls.
They love photocopying and faxing their arse and minge all over the place. They think it's really very, very funny.
Why?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Japanese Xerox engineer's stories - No 45:Originally posted by PaddyJust gone to sniff the photocopier glass…
"If I wanted to smell fish all day then I would have worked gutting tuna!"
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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