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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Twenty two pounds and sevenpence? That's outrageous!Originally posted by TonyEnglish22/7
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Shouldn't that be Twenty two shillings and sevenpence?Originally posted by bogeymanTwenty two pounds and sevenpence? That's outrageous!Comment
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Yes indeed, you mangy old badger.Originally posted by wobbegongShouldn't that be Twenty two shillings and sevenpence?
Obviously you remember 'real' money much better than I do.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Damned straight! Even to this day the "Wobblets" each get a groat a week pocket money.Originally posted by bogeymanYes indeed, you mangy old badger.
Obviously you remember 'real' money much better than I do.Comment
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Not pointless at all. A very useful sequence.Originally posted by zathras1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 610 987
Pointless enough?
Threaded.Comment
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I postulate: pounds gained per month by eating too many pies.Originally posted by ChurchillNot pointless at all. A very useful sequence.
Threaded.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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"That's Numberwang"
And you win a 'massive yacht'.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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No, I'm afraid you've lost meOriginally posted by zeitghost4 8 15 16 23 42
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
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