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Do you have a man period?
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Ah, I see your frustrations. Erectile disorder is a killer, so I heard.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOff my sex drugs and rock and roll.
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That's what Viagras for, if you have imbibed too much on the drink and drugs.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAh, I see your frustrations. Erectile disorder is a killer, so I heard.
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I did Physics at University and one option was Medical Physics. This helped you with extremely useful things like in its journey from the bladder to the outside world, urine goes supersonic twice in men and once in women.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
My supervisor was plotting perfect pitch over the month. This showed men have a 20 day period and a 5 day period."Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark TwainComment
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