Cure for back pain

[lukemg]

I've had a dose of this, twisted something I shouldn't have. Worst pain I have ever been in, being still hurt, moving hurt, couldn't sleep, spent a few days cursing and crying. Went to the docs (not fun) and scored lots of different drugs, diazapam being probably the best. The spasms were agony. Unless you have had this, you have no idea, people think it is a bad back, get on with it. It started to ease off (it was muscular) and I woke up one day back to about 80%, felt damn good I can tell you !

[oraclesmith]

......the STD clinic........I've had a dose of this, twisted something I shouldn't have

[unixmerc]

Nothing that a blowjob wont fix.

[Gibbon]

I would strongly recommend a chirapractor soonest. Sorted me out a treat. They do some manipulation that opens up your spinal joints as the spasms will have tightened up your core muscles, which you then need to strenghten over time to prevent a re-occurance.

[unixmerc]

I would strongly recommend a chirapractor soonest. Sorted me out a treat. They do some manipulation that opens up your spinal joints as the spasms will have tightened up your core muscles, which you then need to strenghten over time to prevent a re-occurance.

I would strongly recommend a visit to Soho with a wod of20s in your back pocket. Visit a building with model sign displayed outside and say you want the works. Three tongues on your stool for 5 hours and you will forget your back pain. Your tool will be raw after though so watch out.

[DaveB]

Piss off Helios

[Bernard Common]

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Hank...did my back a few years ago and pain was unbearable. Like you, I also couldn't get up (laid out ion floor with legs raised as per earlier suggestion). Needed a p1ss, but couldn't get up. Instead of helping, the missus tickled me. Result...I p1ssed myself. I got the last laugh though...the missus had to clear it up...made worse by the fact I also shat myself!!!!

Did she then give you a BJ?

[botnetter]

Can't believe you guys are into scat. Sick facks.

[BoredBloke]

Try getting stronger anti inflamatories. Ibuprofen is fine, but there are better ones which you can get over the counter. Also, i was told that Ibuprofen has to build up in your system for it to be truly effective.

if you are taking Ibuprofen a lot, eat regularly or you'll get stomach ulcers.

As for the branded stuff, super markets own painkillers are as good as the branded ones. if you check the back of the box, the active ingrediants are listed. Why pay vastly more for chalk in a different shape!

[Andy Bernard]

Just go to spearmint rhino with ATW on a Friday evening and **** a stripper. That will help the back ache. Just remember to keep one hand on the bum and get ATW to take pics on his mobile.