What buttons do I push on LinkedIn to drum up trade?

[MrMarkyMark]

But who is the guy in the tiny box on the top right of the page?



A contractor with no eyes it would seem. A ghost!

Probably more trustworthy than the picture with eyes on that profile.
Suities picture looks like an alcoholic down and out, hard on his luck.

[fullyautomatix]

Don't rule out this little beauty, taken only last Friday in my front room.

Is that really you ?

[TykeMerc]

Is that really you ?

I hope it is or some poor random bastard will be getting the bullet intended for erm someone else....

[FiveTimes]

Don't rule out this little beauty, taken only last Friday in my front room.

Why on earth are you wearing a flat cap in your front room ?

[MrMarkyMark]

Why on earth are you wearing a flat cap in your front room ?

I think its the hipster "gone wrong" look .

[mudskipper]

Is that really you ?

Why are you surprised? What did you imagine suity to look like?

[fullyautomatix]

Why are you surprised? What did you imagine suity to look like?

Well, not like that for sure. A bit more debonair, classy or suave if you like. How on earth has he managed to knock out 6 kids ? He must be hung like an elephant surely ?

[TykeMerc]

Well, not like that for sure. A bit more debonair, classy or suave if you like. How on earth has he managed to knock out 6 kids ? He must be hung like an elephant surely ?

Check the postman/delivery drivers/poor bastard that happened to walk past/MF for that.

[MicrosoftBob]

Why are you surprised? What did you imagine suity to look like?

[MarillionFan]

I don't know why, but this clip springs to mind

NSFW(without headphones)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0wXLBEx8Q