Don't want to marry but have kid on the way

[BrilloPad]

Talking of kids, wifes, mistresses etc, how many times were you divorced so far?

As many times as he has been laid. Not counting squirrels....

[BrilloPad]

I am all fecking ears BP

MF is all fecking stomach.

[AtW]

As many times as he has been laid. Not counting squirrels....

Unlike you I don't think with my ****...

[BrilloPad]

Unlike you I don't think with my ****...

I do! And its great fun!

[AtW]

I do! And its great fun!

It is for your ex-wifes...

You probably were not even thinking with your .... when deciding to join that braindead loan scheme.

[BrilloPad]

It is for your ex-wifes...

You probably were not even thinking with your .... when deciding to join that braindead loan scheme.

At least I have lived a life.

[AtW]

At least I have lived a life.

Famous last words...

[EternalOptimist]

You are going to get married because someone else is telling you to. Really ?

you have a lifetime of misery ahead of you

[EternalOptimist]

14 years from now

'daddy Ellbuknups, why did you call me Typhoon ? did you meet mummy on a stormy night ?'

'Er..no Typhoon. you started out as a load of blowing and sucking, and ended up taking my roof and half my f**cking house'

[BrilloPad]

You are going to get married.

you have a lifetime of misery ahead of you

FTFY