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IT industry words or phrases that make your heart sink....

6 October 2015, 09:38

'Global Helpdesk'

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6 October 2015, 09:44

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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

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6 October 2015, 09:52

ICT

Helpdesk

Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optional
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6 October 2015, 09:55

IoT

3D printing

Cloud

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6 October 2015, 09:55

Daily Standup
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6 October 2015, 09:58

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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

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6 October 2015, 10:05

'Project Manager'

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6 October 2015, 10:09

post implementation review
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6 October 2015, 10:10

The systems crashed because of climate change

Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone
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6 October 2015, 10:25

BIG data.

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