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    #61
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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #62
      The rent is very reasonable and the neighbours seem nice......
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #63
        Vertical markets

        TDD/BDD

        Team night out

        Huddle

        PM

        BA

        Architect

        DBA

        Stand-up

        Sprint

        Deployment

        Issue

        Stay late

        Work weekend
        I get up...

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          #64
          Great news......All the system testing is done offshore.

          We will be needings more resourcings to meet the deadline.

          The code delivery did not complete properly today morning. We will provide updations soon.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #65
            Break out area
            http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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              #66
              From next week you'll be based in London.

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                #67
                Boston consulting have been advising the board.

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                  #68
                  Open plan office.

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                    #69
                    We would like to display that on a pie chart.

                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #70
                      "I'd like to introduce you to our new Temp"

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