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Or you could just ask "is Afrikaans just Dutch with a funny accent?", see how far that gets yaComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostOr you could just ask "is Afrikaans just Dutch with a funny accent?", see how far that gets yaComment
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Originally posted by Scruff View PostTry saying "jou ma se Poes" to the first person you see in the morning. It's a friendly greeting, particularly in Cape Town.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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I never knew that were so many Saffas on CUK. Julle is almal 'n klomp naaiers!I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Originally posted by Scruff View PostI never knew that were so many Saffas on CUK. Julle is almal 'n klomp naaiers!
Ik spreek echte nederlands niet keuken nederlandsComment
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They took to me as soon as I told them I have a laager mentality.
Just came in from the verandah , watching a dozen whales go by in line astern. This is St Helena bay in the Western Cape, we got the best place in town for 90£ a night.
Flock after flock of cormorants? Go sweeping across the bay, uncountable thousands, then turn and come back again, skimming the wave tops
Beer is a pound a pint and ver ver strong. Mrs eo is on the cherry chock wine and strawberry gateaux, tonight I will have cheese and pickles on kips.
Which are like ritz biscuits, but flavoured with bacon(\__/)
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A nice turn of phrase--
I was chatting to a white guy up in winterton, near the battlefields. I told him I had wandered into the rough bar at the end of town.
He was aghast,
the Zulus man, you were lucky to get out with more then your underpants. Them blokes will rob everything you got, and a lot of things you didn't know you got
Which I thought was a nice turn of phrase(\__/)
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