MF advice in 3 words

[FatLazyContractor]

Karma's a bitch isn't it.

^This

If I were you MF, I would have got myself admitted into a Cardiac care unit by now.....

[WTFH]

And just to reiterate, she didn't beat me up, I tripped over the crap she left on the stairs...

Hold on a minute, if my wife left a crap on the stairs I would not be boasting about it on the Interweb. (Rule 34 may apply)

[BrilloPad]

Hold on a minute, if my wife left a crap on the stairs I would not be boasting about it on the Interweb. (Rule 34 may apply)

You wife told you it was her crap. But it was me - I got nervous when you came home early.

Sorry about that.

[WTFH]

You wife told you it was her crap. But it was me - I got nervous when you came home early.

Sorry about that.

As long as it wasn't the dog, I don't mind.




BTW, have you ever had someone else's wife divorce you?

[FatLazyContractor]

[Mordac]

Karma's a bitch isn't it.


Payback for stealing my test network that time methinks.

That wasn't me, that was the Borrowers, and you bloody well know it...

And how are you keeping you fat bloody twunt...?
More importantly, how is young'un?

[Mordac]

Hold on a minute, if my wife left a crap on the stairs I would not be boasting about it on the Interweb. (Rule 34 may apply)

Not A crap, women crap - e.g copy of evening standard (or your local newspaper of choice), probably a bra hastily removed because that's what ladies do the minute they get home (well, that's what mine do ) some junk mail, some not-so junk mail, as I said, I had just forgotten she was out on the piss. It's called life, deal with it. I did. Or still am...

[FatLazyContractor]

Not A crap, women crap - e.g copy of evening standard (or your local newspaper of choice), probably a bra hastily removed because that's what ladies do the minute they get home (well, that's what mine do ) some junk mail, some not-so junk mail, as I said, I had just forgotten she was out on the piss. It's called life, deal with it. I did. Or still am...

Pics / Video , or it never happened

[Mordac]

Hold on a minute, if my wife left a crap on the stairs I would not be boasting about it on the Interweb. (Rule 34 may apply)

What's Rule 34 btw? I've been away for a while. But I'm back and ready to kill people where appropriate ( where it's kinder etc)

[Mordac]

Pics / Video , or it never happened

If you want jpeg evidence of my wife leaving her bra on the stairs, it can be provided (as long as I can get this sodding ithing to work)
I think we need to work a little harder on your rehabilitation into society. That's going to take some time.