Rise of the Machines

[Halo Jones]

So you basically count things?

That can't be outsourced to computers for sure...

There is a bit more to it than that; mostly its yelling at Contractors

[BrilloPad]

There is a bit more to it than that; mostly its yelling at Contractors

So you could be replaced with NLUK?

[Halo Jones]

So you could be replaced with NLUK?

Hmmm this could be true

[ZARDOZ]

95% chance for chartered accountants

[SueEllen]

95% chance for chartered accountants

Not with our tax laws.....

[Zero Liability]

95% chance for chartered accountants

I could see it going that way for audit but not management or tax accountancy, especially with audit being less of a cross-selling bonanza now.

[greenlake]

Hmm, no entries for "prostitute" or "sex worker"

Nothing for stripper, pole dancer, or adult entertainer either....

[SueEllen]

Doctors are being replaced in diagnosing illnesses.

Much better than having to see a f***ing GP 10 times before they do anything.