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Good programming is hard, and therefore rare

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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    In the electricity industry and even more so in the gas industry, if you do bad work you can go to gaol...
    Quite true. But then badly done electrical and gas work can quickly cost people their lives.

    Badly done IT just costs money, a few jobs perhaps...and in some projects, e.g. CSA, tax credits etc only deprives people of enough money to buy food and things.

    Not quite the same I guess?
    Last edited by Joe Black; 5 October 2006, 21:19.

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      What the feck does he know?

      Doesn't even like GOTOs...

      Seemed to despise pointers also.
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #13
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000
        Seemed to despise pointers also.
        char **ptrptrMyPtr;

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill
          char **ptrptrMyPtr;
          I wrote something like that once. Didn't believe it would work, but it did.

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            #15
            If you can think and solve problems logically and sometimes laterally then you can become a good programmer. Any code language is only a tool that can be learnt, intelligence can't be.

            I was taught programming in the forces and we had to go on a very intensive course. I had until then had no interest in computers and I was forced to go on this course. There was one guy there who knew everything about Basic and Pascal and openly sneered at my almost nonexistent keyboard skills. The look on his face at the end of the course when I gained a significantly higher grade than him was a picture. He knew all the syntax and constructs but had no ability to use them.

            I started programming on an Elliot 920 in octal machine code when a patch was just that, a paper tape patch of holes that was 'patched' onto the original paper tape. Oh the joy of searching through the link-memory maps for an empty area of memory in which to put the modifications.
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #16
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              'King 'Eck, Gibbon, you must be almost as old as me...

              I did once see someone trying to stick the chad back into a punched card to alter a program...
              Sh it! Caught again!

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                It's taken until now to figure out that the left & right motors in the buggy thing I'm working on are transposed.

                It's a wunnerful thing hardware...

                Thought it was a bit bizarre.
                When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  In the electricity industry and even more so in the gas industry, if you do bad work you can go to gaol...
                  If you get it wrong in either you might find yourself sampling the delights or otherwise of the local mortuary, that and you have to spend no longer wondering if there is a God or not.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by expat
                    When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.
                    Shouldn't there be an "however improbable" bit in there?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      It's taken until now to figure out that the left & right motors in the buggy thing I'm working on are transposed.

                      It's a wunnerful thing hardware...

                      Thought it was a bit bizarre.

                      Dont forget to leave that little feature in for your students. Should keep them on their toes
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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