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Naaah, just kick their scooters over, and remember, they don't wear targets on their backs for nothing!Originally posted by JobberwackyErrr The mods ...
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That the Vatican is going to aboish Limbo thus bringing Christian Theology into line with Islam.Originally posted by ChicoWhat do you fear most? Be honest.
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Originally posted by MordacFinishing below Tott*nham. Well, ask a stupid question...
never!!!! Just hope we win the league again in the scums back yeard! That was a good day!!! Well apart from the glass bottles the scum started tossing!!!
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Abolish limbo!
Oh, but the jamaican beach party is going to be dull this year!Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockThat the Vatican is going to aboish Limbo thus bringing Christian Theology into line with Islam.
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But I can assure you that the Pope has offically abolished Limbo.Originally posted by DundeegeorgeOh, but the jamaican beach party is going to be dull this year!
Should we applaud this move ?
There we have it, Limbo is now no longer in a state of Limbo.
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Atheists running rampant and the proliferation of pornographers is good news. You can never have too many atheists or porn.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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