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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac
    Finishing below Tott*nham. Well, ask a stupid question...
    Not many fear that this year.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Jobberwacky
      Errr The mods ...
      Naaah, just kick their scooters over, and remember, they don't wear targets on their backs for nothing!
      The vegetarian option.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Chico
        What do you fear most? Be honest.
        That the Vatican is going to aboish Limbo thus bringing Christian Theology into line with Islam.

        1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All Good Children go to Heaven

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac
          Finishing below Tott*nham. Well, ask a stupid question...
          never!!!! Just hope we win the league again in the scums back yeard! That was a good day!!! Well apart from the glass bottles the scum started tossing!!!
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #15
            Abolish limbo!

            Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
            That the Vatican is going to aboish Limbo thus bringing Christian Theology into line with Islam.

            1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All Good Children go to Heaven
            Oh, but the jamaican beach party is going to be dull this year!
            Why not?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
              Oh, but the jamaican beach party is going to be dull this year!
              But I can assure you that the Pope has offically abolished Limbo.

              Should we applaud this move ?

              There we have it, Limbo is now no longer in a state of Limbo.

              Outrageous.

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                #17
                Roll up! Roll up! Get youuurrrrr Brrraaain Washed 'ere!!
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Atheists running rampant and the proliferation of pornographers is good news. You can never have too many atheists or porn.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    Sounds like you are a porn believer xog.

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                      #20
                      No, he's porn again.

                      It's the way I tell 'em!

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