Mo married in 2012 but only told his wife he was missing his penis on their wedding night.
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In August? I'm good but....Originally posted by garnet View PostCreepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.Comment
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He should have married someone with bionic vaginaOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat a fun night that was.
oh the noise they would makeComment
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Like foxes when they copulate?Originally posted by Andy2 View PostHe should have married someone with bionic vagina
oh the noise they would makeComment
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that sounds like a monkey being strangled.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLike foxes when they copulate?
Yeah i know dont ask....Comment
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"anything to declare, sir?"Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostBet he has fun when he goes through airport security
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Beep, beep, beep.........Originally posted by barrydidit View Post"anything to declare, sir?"
"Send over the good looking one, over there, see if she finds anything"
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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