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Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015
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Got an email to my company account this morning from an automated Clientco mailbox that my trips to Italy for the next month have been approved
The email had a link to an intranet link where I should book flights, hotels, taxis, hookers etc. On clicking the link (knowing what to expect), I get an error 'Not authorised'
Now where the feck is the contract?
What are other benchers upto?Comment
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Originally posted by I just need to test it View PostWeek Three. All is well.
I made the possibly misguided decision, after preparing the wife's salad and waving her off to work, to watch a bit of daytime tv (just a couple of Fraziers). Then the morning slipped by. I did some marking she had delegated to me, made a blancmange, planned a couple of meals , popped to the shop and next I shall start preparing dinner.
As mundane as all this undoubtedly sounds to you sexy go-getters right here right now I'm loving life in Chilltown.
Now if that isnt an euphemism I do not know what is.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGot an email to my company account this morning from an automated Clientco mailbox that my trips to Italy for the next month have been approved
The email had a link to an intranet link where I should book flights, hotels, taxis, hookers etc. On clicking the link (knowing what to expect), I get an error 'Not authorised'
Now where the feck is the contract?
What are other benchers upto?
Pub for lunch as SY02 is out. J2O's only mind, but maybe a burger.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostNow if that isnt an euphemism I do not know what is.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGot an email to my company account this morning from an automated Clientco mailbox that my trips to Italy for the next month have been approved
The email had a link to an intranet link where I should book flights, hotels, taxis, hookers etc. On clicking the link (knowing what to expect), I get an error 'Not authorised'
ebka-ssyw-hCwd is the contract?
What are other benchers upto?
Then I'll probably go online to see if anything new has been added to the churn of SW contracts. I'm on my second week & it's been constant calls about the same 4 rolesComment
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Faffing and eating at home this am,
gym session booked followed by swimming and a sleep this avo
Out for steak and vino this eve
Nom nom,
Evil running, rowing and nice facial tomorrow
good day y'all benchersComment
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostFaffing and eating at home this am,
gym session booked followed by swimming and a sleep this avo
Out for steak and vino this eve
Nom nom,
Evil running, rowing and nice facial tomorrow
good day y'all benchersKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOooh oooh I know that euphemism. What do I win?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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