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Erm, Yes I amOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Although on big job which I worked with Eek on they gave me a bottle as a leaving gift!Originally posted by cojak View PostI like that, nice touch.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Which he puts in his drawer and just as you leave you put a call in to site security about a member of staff having alcohol on site. Walk to your car whistling as the security scream past responding to a call they just had..Originally posted by SimonMac View PostKrispie Kreme doughnuts for the plebs, bottle of Whiskey for the Programme Manager
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With something in it?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAlthough on big job which I worked with Eek on they gave me a bottle as a leaving gift!
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I always put all the stuff I have nicked back in the stationary cupboard. The look on the secretaries face when she realises she doesn't have to reorder for at least three months is the best gift I could give anyone.
excepts Sam in accounts. I'd give her one(\__/)
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18 year old single malt scotch, better than nothing I guessOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWith something in it?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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And then eat them your selfOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI buy chocolates. Then inject laxative into them.
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Rather than buy a whole load of treats on the last day, I have found it much more effective to bring stuff in on a regular basis (weekly, biweekly, monthly, whatever...) for the project team. More people will notice when you're gone.Originally posted by NibblyPig View PostSo do you guys give a thank you gift on the last day of your contract?Comment
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Cool stuff, thanks for the advice - I shall buy two kit-kats, as there are 8 people on the team. That should be sufficient.
Half a finger each, since they'll be 2 finger ones, appropriate as that's also what the company will get as I walk out of the door backwards, stopping only to wee into the ornamental fountain.
I'll just get them a box of krispy kremeUnless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Not the big box, I hope....Originally posted by NibblyPig View PostI'll just get them a box of krispy kreme
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