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    #21
    when I was a young soldier, I went to watch Sinbad and the eye of the tiger with me mates. It was utter , utter cr@p.
    On the Saturday I was on fire duty in the cinema and the kids watched the same movie. When Sinbad was fighting the tiger they were all jumping up and down on the seats shouting 'EASY, EASY. Get im in the eye Sinbad'
    It was utterly , utterly brilliant
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      It's ever so satisfying if the old dearelderly person is tooled up & offs said mugger with due extreme prejudice.
      One bit a mugger in the goolies last week, that'll learn them
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        Then you're in the right job as an admin on here.
        Only I'm not an admin.

        Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
        We were settling down to watch Titanic when 12 year old niece enters and informs us

        '..oh I've seen this one. She lives, he dies, the boat sinks'

        So we got our coats and went out for a drink instead....
        You didn't know that the Titanic sank.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #24
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Only I'm not an admin.

          You didn't know that the Titanic sank.
          We had an inkling, there was a clue in the poster



          Now, does anyone know what happens in the movie 'Snakes on a Plane'?
          My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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            #25
            Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
            We had an inkling, there was a clue in the poster



            Now, does anyone know what happens in the movie 'Snakes on a Plane'?
            There is some snakes on a plane.

            Incidentally the guy who came up with the title is the 2012 winner of 'Not my ******' job' award

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              #26
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              You didn't know that the Titanic sank.
              I thought that "raise the Titanic" film was a con. I don't believe it was ever sunk.

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I thought that "raise the Titanic" film was a con. I don't believe it was ever sunk.
                Lew Grade reckoned that that film cost so much to make it would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic.
                I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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