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    Unboomed

    What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

    The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

    My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire

    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

    The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

    My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire
    I specialise in resurrecting projects. PM me the details so I can pop them my CV.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I specialise in creating hideous shambling monstrocities from dead bodies. PM me the details so I can pop them my CV.
      FTFY
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Sounds like my last project, but a few more fired and the company sold.

        The bench is lovely this time of year
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

          The bench is lovely this time of year
          ^This.

          Already booked myself a 3 week holiday in South of France in one of those naturist resorts

          If anyone wants to see my Dong and nuts, PM me.

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            #6
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            Sounds like my last project, but a few more fired and the company sold.

            The bench is lovely this time of year
            https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/only_...nd_horses_work

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

              The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

              My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire
              Winners never quit.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Winners never quit.
                A winner knows when to quit

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I specialise in resurrecting projects. PM me the details so I can pop them on my CV.
                  FTFY
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Winners never quit.
                    When the writing is on the wall, better to get out, go on holiday, than end up a burnt out wreck that no one wants to hire.
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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