Unboomed

[FatLazyContractor]

What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire

[suityou01]

What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire

I specialise in resurrecting projects. PM me the details so I can pop them my CV.

[DaveB]

I specialise in creating hideous shambling monstrocities from dead bodies. PM me the details so I can pop them my CV.

FTFY

[alreadypacked]

Sounds like my last project, but a few more fired and the company sold.

The bench is lovely this time of year

[FatLazyContractor]

The bench is lovely this time of year

^This.

Already booked myself a 3 week holiday in South of France in one of those naturist resorts

If anyone wants to see my Dong and nuts, PM me.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like my last project, but a few more fired and the company sold.

The bench is lovely this time of year

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/only_...nd_horses_work

[suityou01]

What a feck of a place and a project. Been offered a 3 month extension, and rejected it.

The project is missing an elbow and an arse. Program manager fired last week. Project manager fired yesterday.

My contract ends tomorrow and I'm returning to Yorkshire

Winners never quit.

[FatLazyContractor]

Winners never quit.

A winner knows when to quit

[OwlHoot]

I specialise in resurrecting projects. PM me the details so I can pop them on my CV.

FTFY

[alreadypacked]

Winners never quit.

When the writing is on the wall, better to get out, go on holiday, than end up a burnt out wreck that no one wants to hire.