The Apprentice - What a joke!!

[sasguru]

I think most people will decide not to waste the fat lessie b1tches time.

Lezzie.

HTH

[Bernard Common]

Lessie

FOAD

[Ardesco]

Lesbian actually

[sasguru]

Or Furry Cup drinker

[Bernard Common]

Listen you jumped up little Jessie. I was wiping my cock on your mums curtains while you were still tuliptin' on the Kitchen floor

[darmstadt]

Listen you jumped up little Jessie. I was wiping my cock on your mums curtains while you were still tuliptin' on the Kitchen floor

Is this some kind of black magic voodoo ritual?

[sasguru]

Listen you jumped up little Jessie. I was wiping my cock on your mums curtains while you were still tuliptin' on the Kitchen floor

Yes, my mum did mention a little stable-boy who wiped off on the kitchen curtains after cracking one off. She had to let you go, as I recall. Hope you found another job.

[Bernard Common]

Yes, my mum did mention a little stable-boy who wiped off on the kitchen curtains after cracking one off. She had to let you go, as I recall. Hope you found another job.

I was talking to Our Tesco, I don't remember your mum, but come to think of it I did once shag a fat hairy smelly b1tch with a squint, so, yes I probably have shagged your mum too.

[sasguru]

I was talking to Our Tesco, I don't remember your mum, but come to think of it I did once shag a fat hairy smelly b1tch with a squint...

With so much in common, you should have married her.

[Pinto]

Listen you jumped up little Jessie. I was wiping my cock on your mums curtains while you were still tuliptin' on the Kitchen floor

Why does it always have to be the poor curtains?
What's wrong with Andrex?