How to reduce child poverty

**MarillionFan** · 2 July 2015, 08:14

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Change the definition. Simples!

Child poverty definition to be changed - BBC News

Wear a rubber in the first place

**BrilloPad** · 2 July 2015, 08:20

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Wear a rubber in the first place

I wish your parents had.

**tractor** · 2 July 2015, 08:30

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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Change the definition. Simples!

Child poverty definition to be changed - BBC News

That's why we have low inflation, why stop there?

Redefine pain and you can close the NHS.

**BrilloPad** · 2 July 2015, 08:31

Its disgraceful that 50% of children are below average. Something must be done.

**TheFaQQer** · 2 July 2015, 08:32

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Change the definition. Simples!

Child poverty definition to be changed - BBC News

It's almost as if there are measures coming next week that will put more children into poverty. Who'd have thought it?

**MarillionFan** · 2 July 2015, 08:32

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its disgraceful that 50% of children are below average. Something must be done.

I bet the top 1% have all the money. We should tax tuck shops in boarding schools.

**VectraMan** · 2 July 2015, 08:36

King Herod had a good way of reducing the number of children living in poverty.

**DimPrawn** · 2 July 2015, 08:38

We could ask Suity to lay off the missus for a while?

**MarillionFan** · 2 July 2015, 08:39

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

King Herod had a good way of reducing the number of children living in poverty.

Pity Moses had got in there first and patented that basket.

How to reduce child poverty