Lost Love

[Paddy]

My boy, just so everyone's aware, is the first person in history to ever have his heart broken by a woman. Though of course it does feel like that when it's you, doesn't it?

He has progressed (very loose use of that expression) from lying on the settee looking morose to posting needy tulip on Facebook (she's still a FB friend).

Somehow I seem incapable of offering moral support beyond "There there. It'll all feel better in a while" though I have discouraged him from posting more crap on FB.

If anyone has any helpful anecdotes to share of how they coped in similar situations I will be sure to pass them on. Thanks.

My heart was broken when I was a kid. I then bought a copy of Razzle and a box of tissues. I found it much cheaper and less bother.

[greenlake]

[I just need to test it]

So in a nutshell

He boned another woman his girlfriend found out and dumped him and now he is all 'Woe is me'

You possibly want to point him at this site for a reality check.....

Actually no, he didn't.

Stage fright.

[MarillionFan]

Actually no, he didn't.

Stage fright.

Get him some blue pills for next time then.

[darmstadt]

As the man put it:

Breaking up is so very hard to do
If you really love him
And there’s nothing I can do
Don’t try to spare my feelings
Just tell me that we’re through

And make it easy on yourself
Make it easy on yourself
‘Cause breaking up is so very hard to do

And if the way I hold you
Can’t compare to his caress
No words of consolation
Will make me miss you less

My darling, if this is goodbye
I just know I’m gonna cry
So run to him
Before you start crying too

And make it easy on yourself
Make it easy on yourself
‘Cause breaking up is so very hard to do

Oh, baby, it’s so hard to do

[darmstadt]

Or is it more a case of:

Woman
I'm in love in you
My love is deep
My love is true
To you, woman, I'm in love

Your hair's so soft
Your eyes are blue
Your skin is warm
And I'll be true to you
Woman, I'm in love with you

You came to me in a dream, I'm sure
You gave your love, you gave much more to me
Woman
Will you marry me?

Do you take this woman
To be your lawful wedded wife
To love and to cherish
And in sickness and in health
Till death do you part?
I do.

Till death us do part [6x]

What's that you just said to me
You didn't love me like this yesterday
Woman
I don't understand

And what's that you did say to me
I guess this love is just more to me
Woman
You're annoying me

Yeah, you're sitting on your arse in your dirty clothes
You're looking a mess, you're picking your nose
Woman
You're a ******* mess

Your tits are big but your brains are small
Sometimes I wonder you got any brains at all
Woman
Ah stuff yourself

Well **** you, **** you
Don't you tell me what to do
Woman
Ah **** off

I've got my deed, I've married you
What did I do to deserve you?
Woman
Why me?

Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
I hate you

[TheFaQQer]

Actually no, he didn't.

Stage fright.

It's the thought that counts.

Maybe explain where the blame for the break-up lies and tell him to MTFU.

[mudskipper]

Or is it more a case of:

I love the Anti-nowhere League!

I often listen at work. I like the mental image of a frumpy (tm) middle aged woman, who seems boring as ****, with her headphones in listening to "We are the League".

[mudskipper]

From the same song as before:

People in love, lie around and get fat
I didn't want us to end up like that
The more it happens, the easier it gets
You can learn to enjoy this type of upset

[mudskipper]

It's the thought that counts.

Maybe explain where the blame for the break-up lies and tell him to MTFU.

Art Brut got that one sorted too.