Whining sponging child

[SimonMac]

Some women spend half their lives being pawed at by rich fat sweaty blokes just so they can get his money when he kicks the bucket.

The oldest profession is a still alive and well.

BrilloPad's missus didn't even wait till he was dead

[BA to the Stars]

If the house was in Hull I doubt they would have an issue paying out a few thousand pounds.

Must be in a posh part then i.e. not Bransholme