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No... i'm not. Because as i said before TDD is NOT about testing. I.e. TDD is not about inspection.Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou can laugh at my posts but you are laughing at the man that built Toyota and Sony to world leaders in a 20 years through quality control concepts.
You're making yourself look silly.Comment
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If you are in a barn, either a guy smoking a cigar, a black guy with gold chains, a crazy guy who can fly a helicopter or a suave chap and can knock up a cabbage cannon that can take out 50 folk outside armed with AK47s, you are an engineer my son.Originally posted by zemoxyl View PostGo on then fellas, for all us non-'real' engineers out there, give us the definition of what a 'real' engineer is. You're both pretty forthright in your comments, so enlighten us !!
Any engineer worth his or her salt can define what that is surely ?Comment
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Yes, test driven development is not about testing.Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostNo... i'm not. Because as i said before TDD is NOT about testing. I.e. TDD is not about inspection.
You're making yourself look silly.
Next you will be telling me you work in the space program. The space bit is unimportant.Comment
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I don't think it matters too much. All that matters right now is that software engineers are not real engineers. 'Engineer', though, is probably the best analogy we have right now. But as we've said, we don't have the standards and rigour that true engineering implies, because we don't yet know what those should look like - the industry is too immature. We're still figuring it out.Originally posted by zemoxyl View PostGo on then fellas, for all us non-'real' engineers out there, give us the definition of what a 'real' engineer is. You're both pretty forthright in your comments, so enlighten us !!
Any engineer worth his or her salt can define what that is surely ?Comment
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But that is what you all do. It's the whole point of it.Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostIt's been a long time since I wrote tests to prove my code works.
"I'm going to write some code and I think this is how it should work so ill write a test to test the way I think it should work and when the test works I'll say it works"
Can you not see the stupidity of the idea?Comment
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I think it matters immensely. Because for decades, seriously intelligent people from the Ivy League downwards have been comfortable with the definitions given, but you are not !Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostI don't think it matters too much. All that matters right now is that software engineers are not real engineers. 'Engineer', though, is probably the best analogy we have right now. But as we've said, we don't have the standards and rigour that true engineering implies, because we don't yet know what those should look like - the industry is too immature. We're still figuring it out.
Yet you still cannot explain why.Comment
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I can, and I have. Multiple times. See the Sam Newman quote I supplied a few pages back. That's the reason I think it. Like I already said.Originally posted by zemoxyl View PostI think it matters immensely. Because for decades, seriously intelligent people from the Ivy League downwards have been comfortable with the definitions given, but you are not !
Yet you still cannot explain why.
Did you ask them? Or could it be that they are just using the best analogy we currently have?intelligent people from the Ivy League downwards have been comfortable with the definitions givenComment
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No... that's not how it works at all. That's what people who don't understand TDD do, before they then exclaim to the world that TDD doesn't work.Originally posted by minestrone View PostBut that is what you all do. It's the whole point of it.
"I'm going to write some code and I think this is how it should work so ill write a test to test the way I think it should work and when the test works I'll say it works"
Can you not see the stupidity of the idea?
The fact that you say "thats the whole point of it" tell me right away that you don't have a clue. That's what unit tests that we've been writing for ages are for. TDD doesn't mean "you write unit tests for your code".Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostIf you are in a barn, either a guy smoking a cigar, a black guy with gold chains, a crazy guy who can fly a helicopter or a suave chap and can knock up a cabbage cannon that can take out 50 folk outside armed with AK47s, you are an engineer my son.
Thank f**k you don't live in Germany then. You also forgot the geezer who swaps the dud cartridges in the inkjet printers. Plus the guy who sucks air in deep at FIT-KWAK when you ask if your brake pads need a look at.Comment
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