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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostI've saved someone from drowning, as expected they're embarrassed and not altogether happy about being saved
In hindsight, I was lucky I wasn't sued for some spurious reason
Remember NF's Monday links about survivors who jumped from golden gate bridge?
Some guy jumped then thought "All my life problems are solvable. Apart from having just jumped from golden gate bridge".Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIf you see him again, tell him that his ID Suityou01 was locked due to inactivity.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnd if he replied, "No, I need a shag" ?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just had it confirmed he was taken to hospital by the ambulance serviceOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJust had it confirmed he was taken to hospital by the ambulance serviceComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJust had it confirmed he was taken to hospital by the ambulance serviceComment
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostWill you declare yourself as witness/possibly the last person he saw before he died an agonising death?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostWill you declare yourself as witness/possibly the last person he saw?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Last distressed person I mumbled "You OK?" at didn't give the anticipated "yes" response. So I ended up being agony aunt to a weeping woman for over an hour on the train home. Edit: She didn't ask for a shag though.Comment
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