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This migrant thing
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhen will the aircraft carrier be ready? i understand that it is already obsolete so it could be commissioned as a migrant carrier to help the 500,000 migrants waiting in Libyan portsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI thought we had an aircraft carrier that we share with the French? We take off and land on the left, they do the same on the right. Simples!Comment
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Originally posted by tractor View PostExcept that you need to take off and land into the wind so someone is going to have a big repair bill.
I really should be in charge of the MOD...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe can take the money out of the money we saved on not getting our own carrier! Simples!
I really should be in charge of the MOD...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostTrue.
The septics can't make the feckers work.
Remind me, why did Call Me Dave & the clown next door get rid of the Harriers?
Isn't it funny, the current bunch of feckwhits are only slightly lesser feckwhits than the bunch of extreme feckwhits who lost the election.
Doomed, I tell ye, dooooooomed.
As for the MOD, you could get rid of a layer as thick as the Jurassic coast in Dorset and STILL achieve the same result. Same for the NHS, Central Government, the Civil Service and local government. There you have all the savings you need to deliver a budget surplus and end austerity for all time.
What happened to the Big Society?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostTrue.
The septics can't make the feckers work.
Remind me, why did Call Me Dave & the clown next door get rid of the Harriers?
Isn't it funny, the current bunch of feckwhits are only slightly lesser feckwhits than the bunch of extreme feckwhits who lost the election.
Doomed, I tell ye, dooooooomed.
I voted UKIP.Comment
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