The CUK jury decide - guilty or not?

[northernladuk]

1. 2.

So which is the badger, and which is the human?

2/10 for effort.

But when police reconstructed the scene they found a mannequin used to stand in for Mr Cook's motionless form was visible 123 metres ahead, giving them nine seconds to stop.

[I just need to test it]

Darn those cops and their main beam.

[Paddy]

1. 2.

So which is the badger, and which is the human?

Cars have lights. Don't drive faster than you can stop in an emergency. Pedestrians are road users, the victim could easily have been a heart stroke victim lying down in the road. Above all, don't natter to you passengers and lose concentration.

[EternalOptimist]

2/10 for effort.

Yeah right
you can get 'drunk student badger impersonater in the dark' mannequins now can you.

[northernladuk]

Yeah right
you can get 'drunk student badger impersonater in the dark' mannequins now can you.

123m and 9 seconds would tell me it wasn't that dark but hey ho.....

[barrydidit]

There should be some form of punishment just for not being able to tell the difference between a badger and a human being even in the dark IMO.

What about Brian May?

[VectraMan]

BTW to pass the driving test you only need to read a number plate from 20 metres. In daylight.

[Ticktock]

BTW to pass the driving test you only need to read a number plate from 20 metres. In daylight.

Reading and seeing are not the same things...

[northernladuk]

What about Brian May?

Never realised Brian May had a black nose. You live and learn hey.

[Ticktock]

Never realised Brian May had a black nose. You live and learn hey.

He also goes door to door looking for his wife, Dave.