This years first Darwin Award contender?

[pjclarke]

Another contender

Rabbit hunter died in freak accident after getting his head stuck in a hole - Telegraph

Mind you, sweet FA else to do in Doncaster ...

[Zero Liability]

FTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.

Explains the 'accidental' attempts at tripping their pet human. Give it time...

[Doggy Styles]

Moggies would kill you if they could, we're just higher up the food chain

They're all at it. My kids' hamster used to attack me when it was young. Now it sits and watches and waits.

[GlenW]

This proves they don't always win.