Insuring my pussy

[MarillionFan]

Oi Kojak! What happened to the comment by new signup, my "friend" Albert Steptoe?

Failing to allow comments by alter egos (AKA sockies) can be viewed as discrimination against those of us who suffer from multiple personality disorder. We will be contacting my lawyer(s).

Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.

[Scruff]

Deffo. I like 'em hairy.

Deffo a Fairy. You have been outed! Clammy-Clunge 😤

[vetran]

Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.

She just turned you down, was worried she would never find it!

[BrilloPad]

Does your pussy have any current ailments ?

[mudskipper]

Does your pussy have any current ailments ?

TFA. It smells a bit.

[mudskipper]

TFA. It smells a bit.

But it's very cute, so I forgive it.

[TheCoconutDog]

TFA. It smells a bit.

A wire brush and dettol will sort that out...

[fullyautomatix]

TFA. It smells a bit.

Yeast infection ?

[greenlake]

But it's very cute, so I forgive it.

Hope you have another salad bowl....