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    #31
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Oi Kojak! What happened to the comment by new signup, my "friend" Albert Steptoe?

    Failing to allow comments by alter egos (AKA sockies) can be viewed as discrimination against those of us who suffer from multiple personality disorder. We will be contacting my lawyer(s).
    Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Deffo. I like 'em hairy.
      Deffo a Fairy. You have been outed! Clammy-Clunge 😤
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.
        She just turned you down, was worried she would never find it!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #34
          Does your pussy have any current ailments ?

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            #35
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Does your pussy have any current ailments ?
            TFA. It smells a bit.

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              #36
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              TFA. It smells a bit.
              But it's very cute, so I forgive it.


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                #37
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                TFA. It smells a bit.
                A wire brush and dettol will sort that out...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  TFA. It smells a bit.

                  Yeast infection ?
                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    But it's very cute, so I forgive it.
                    Hope you have another salad bowl....

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