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Overweight IT Contractors' weight loss diary: day 1
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Originally posted by swampI mostly eat crap processed foods, crisps, chocolate etc. Drink like a thirsty fish, and I don't do a great deal of exercise. But I feel as fit as a fiddle and I never put on weight.
You'll be looking for those those tapeworms faster than you can say pot belly and prostrate problems.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I've been eating blue steak (virtually raw) but still not managed to get me a beef tapeworm to aid in my easy slimming quest. Still on the bright side since I don't have one there is no change of it growing up my oesophagus and jumping at at random strangers who walk by me...
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Originally posted by ArdescoI've been eating blue steak (virtually raw) but still not managed to get me a beef tapeworm to aid in my easy slimming quest. Still on the bright side since I don't have one there is no change of it growing up my oesophagus and jumping at at random strangers who walk by me...
Go with pork. Pigs are more susceptible to worms than cows."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Yeah but pigs normally get ring worm, not the sort of worm I really want. A good old tapeworm will do me fine.Comment
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