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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTeach your self something. How about patience?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Anyone got any pot noodle recipes for pulled pork?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK I want to sack all the DBAs and get root privs on every box. Shall I start a rumour about the DBAs gangbanging ClientCo's CEO's missus?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am on T&M. I would have thought the CEO of the consultancy would have had a bit more to say about it. Breach of contract springs to mind. But hey ho.
Trust me, I am anal about documentation. It's up to date. I am 98% of the way through a data migration, and just need the environment sorted so I can finish the 2% off. The only way this can be done is for
a) The DBAs to look into it with a bit more enthusiasm.
b) ClientCo's manager to vigorously encourage the DBA's to look into it.
c) The constancy's CEO to vigorously encourage ClientCo's manager to vigorously encourage the DBA's to look into it.
d) All of the above tos.fook off and leave me the admin passwords
Of course we have taken option e) which is do fook all. So I now have 25 hours to fill.
Jeeezus H!!! I wouldn't trust Suity to use a fork to eat lunch!!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnyone got any pot noodle recipes for pulled pork?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostJust whipped it out and they've lost their minds.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The only things you urgently need help with are the ability to deal with stuff yourself (stopping being a pointless lying twat would be a start) and more importantly how to flounce properly and stay gone for good.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThe only things you urgently need help with are the ability to deal with stuff yourself (stopping being a pointless lying twat would be a start) and more importantly how to flounce properly and stay gone for good.
But fair.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHarsh.
But fair.
On a contractor forum.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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