AIBU ...

[TheCoconutDog]

Thats because you use a checkout woman. Try a man...

Personally I use the self serve these days. Though I wonder how much gets nicked...

I can't cope with self-serve tills. For some reason they manage to boil my pish in about 10 seconds flat.

[BrilloPad]

I can't cope with self-serve tills. For some reason they manage to boil my pish in about 10 seconds flat.

You are allowed to shout at them "yes I have just f**king bagged it".

HTH

[mudskipper]

You are allowed to shout at them "yes I have just f**king bagged it".

HTH

Self service tills with voice recognition - that's what we need!

[TykeMerc]

Self service tills with voice recognition - that's what we need!

Gawd no, then some nanny state type would install an insult spotting programme and have it reporting us for abuse.

[mudskipper]

I can't cope with self-serve tills. For some reason they manage to boil my pish in about 10 seconds flat.

That'll be the infrared waves from the scanner.

[mudskipper]

IIRC one of the supermarkets refused to serve a 73 year old because he had no proof of age.

It was very probably in the Wail.

In bonny Jockland, Tesco refused to sell my cousin beer because he had a minor (his daughter) with him.

[minestrone]

I just chain the child up outside before I go in to get my cargo.

Also all the booze shops in Scotland are challenge 25 so people who look under 25 must provide ID.

The SNP and their newly formed Police Scotland are a civil liberties nightmare. Enough to drive you to drink I tell you.

EDIT: the challenge 25 site seems to still have a photo of the bold Nicola from before the 'makeover' http://www.challenge25.org/background.html I'm surprised the webmaster has not been 'disappeared' yet.

[SimonMac]

... to feel just a tad miffed that the checkout woman in Sainsbury's NEVER asks me to prove I'm over 25.

Show them this photo

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2088475