Paying cash into the bank

[GlenW]

Oxfordshire hookers are too expensive, fecking southerners.

Take a train to Leeds for a decent yet cheap punt. If you are looking for free stuff, get off the train in Edinburgh. Madam is waiting for you.

If you stay on the train till you get to Newcastle you'll be able to shag yourself silly every night till you are too old to do it any more and still have most of your money left.

[TheFaQQer]

If you stay on the train till you get to Newcastle you'll be able to shag yourself silly every night till you are too old to do it any more and still have most of your money left.

Which is just as well, as a train from London to Newcastle probably wipes out most of the £3k

[VectraMan]

Oxfordshire hookers are too expensive, fecking southerners.

I bow to your superior knowledge of the subject.

I guess for £3K you could get an hour with a pretty decent high class whore, or 3,000 nights with AndyW's Mum. Not sure which is better.

[FatLazyContractor]

I bow to your superior knowledge of the subject.

Gee thanks Experience makes one perfect

I guess for £3K you could get an hour with a pretty decent high class whore, or 3,000 nights with AndyW's Mum. Not sure which is better.

£3K an hour?!!!! You are not talking about Poundshop Kate or HM ER II, are you?

[MarillionFan]

Sold my old car and the buyer gave me a wodge of twenties and tenners. I was wondering whether I can still go to the bank and get a human to count it in front of me, because these days they want you to put in an envelope and put it in the Ghostbusters machine.

A quick google and there's stories of banks not being able to accept large amounts of cash because of money laundering regulations.

Anyone know? It's about £3K.

Or should I just spend it on one great night of coke and hookers?

Wow! A contractor thinks 3k is a large amount. I used to blow that on a night out. Contractors ain't what they used to be.

[FatLazyContractor]

Wow! A contractor thinks 3k is a large amount. I used to blow that on a night out. Contractors ain't what they used to be.

Bunga Bunga parties?

[NotAllThere]

A few years ago, I paid £26'000 in cash at a UK bank. To comply with money laundering regulations, I had to declare where the money come from. It was all straightforward and simple.

[MarillionFan]

A few years ago, I paid £26'000 in cash at a UK bank. To comply with money laundering regulations, I had to declare where the money come from. It was all straightforward and simple.

You stole the church fund? You are Arthur Fowler and I claim my five shouts of 'Ricky!!!!!'

[VectraMan]

You stole the church fund? You are Arthur Fowler and I claim my five shouts of 'Ricky!!!!!'

Christmas Club money. To pay for 'Chelle and Lofty's wedding.

Why do I know this stuff?

[Platypus]

I heard of someone recently who had to "fill a form/questionnaire in" to pay £3k into the bank. Probably some bloke down the pub.

Anyway, if I were you, I wouldn't pay cash into the bank. Cash is a wonderful untraceable thing that should be stashed in a cubby hole somewhere, to be used when you need it, e.g. paying some geezer to bump off the missus, buying drugs, buying gifts for the mistress, etc. OK, you probably won't get a hit for a mere £3k but it's a start.